1 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,972 Each year at this time, we remember Prometheus, 2 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:07,141 the only god I truly admire. 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,309 - Isn't your mom a god? - Yep. 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:12,379 Prometheus, as everyone knows, gave fire to humans 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,948 in total defiance of Mount Olympus. 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:17,017 How cool is that? - Pretty cool. 7 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,452 This isn't an interactive event. 8 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,853 You want to take it, Hippo? - Thanks, bro. 9 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,156 In keeping with the themes of inspiration and technology 10 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,192 that Prometheus represents to me, 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,362 I'm going to light this year's Promethean flame 12 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,065 using as much technology as possible. 13 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,901 [flame whooshes] 14 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:38,606 [machinery clacking] 15 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,940 You get the idea. 16 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:44,611 [flames whoosh] 17 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,681 [crowd cheers] 18 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,350 Behold! Your-- 19 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,485 ooh, whoops-a-doodle. There you are! 20 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:55,255 Oh, what a wonderful surprise. I don't know what to say. 21 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,359 Mother, this isn't for you. We're honoring Prometheus. 22 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,427 In that case, I do know what to say. 23 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,228 Suck it! 24 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,130 OK, Mum, sleep it off. 25 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,231 No, no. Hey, let's-- 26 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,101 it's a celebration of Prometheus. 27 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,702 I can celebrate Prometheus. 28 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,070 [stone cracking, thuds] 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,106 [crowd screaming] 30 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,373 [flames whooshing] 31 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:15,876 - Ah, fire! - My livestock is on fire! 32 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,410 Hey, somebody call Prometheus. 33 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,479 See if he'll take that stuff back, am I right? 34 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,982 [crowd screaming] [cattle mooing] 35 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,885 Too soon? 36 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:27,855 [upbeat mystical music] 37 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:35,262 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,847 Don't remember a lot of last night. 39 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:54,981 Must be nice. 40 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,350 Ugh, you're still boohooing 41 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,084 about me supposedly ruining 42 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:01,155 your un-ruinable circle jerk to Prometheus. 43 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,190 Eh, turned out pretty ruinable. 44 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,359 "Ooh, Prometheus, you're so awesome. 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,260 Thanks for stealing fire." 46 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,564 I steal stuff all the time. Look. 47 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,933 I took all the water. Where's my holiday? 48 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,569 [gulping] 49 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:16,336 [sighs] 50 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,304 You know what happened to Prometheus 51 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,873 immediately after that fire stunt, don't you? 52 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,308 Zeus chained him to a rock 53 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,778 and made an eagle eat his liver forever. 54 00:02:23,778 --> 00:02:24,779 Course we know that. 55 00:02:24,779 --> 00:02:26,180 That's the best part. 56 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,149 You're trying to make us be less into Prometheus 57 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:30,684 and your big point is that he suffered for us? 58 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,854 My big point is that there's going to be an eagle 59 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,589 eating his liver for all eternity 60 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:39,093 and his reward is you lighting a candle once a year, 61 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:41,862 is my big point. - Yeah, yeah. No, that follows. 62 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,263 Guess what today is? 63 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,898 Everyone guesses what every day is. 64 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,166 We have no calendar. 65 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,101 It's the day Mom promised she'd tell me 66 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,437 where my birth father is so I can go beat him up! 67 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,239 Whoa, that doesn't sound like me. 68 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,241 Why would I promise to do anything for anyone 69 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:55,442 without any leverage? 70 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,244 Remember I asked where my real dad was 71 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,412 because I wanted to go beat him up, 72 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,047 and you said, "I'm not telling you," 73 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,214 And I said, "why?" 74 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,148 And you said, "because you're three." 75 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:03,484 And I said, "so when will you tell me?" 76 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,985 And you said, "the day you could swallow 77 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,353 an entire baby pig"? 78 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,456 Welp, I've been practicing and that day has come! 79 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,491 - No, no, no, no! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 80 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:11,959 [piglet squealing] we'll take your word for it. 81 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,427 And we really need a calendar. 82 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,496 Sweetie, I was clearly just blowing you off at the time. 83 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,266 I don't know or care where your father is. 84 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,433 He's a Cyclops, right? 85 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,936 Wouldn't he just be on that island 86 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:22,970 where all the Cyclops live? 87 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,972 There's a Cyclops island? 88 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,373 Who's taking me there? 89 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,475 That would be the flying monster that ran his mouth. 90 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,043 Oh, I don't think I should get involved 91 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,611 in your daughter's-- - And yet you did. 92 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,314 Have fun. Bye, now. Flap, flap, fun, fun. 93 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,183 No, don't finish your food. 94 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:37,918 Leave hungry. Learn your lesson. 95 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,119 - Which is? - Stay out of it. 96 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,421 - Got it. - [giggling] 97 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,355 If you need me, I'll be finishing my nectar 98 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,992 in the clouds because I'm amazing. 99 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,229 Amazing animal exit! 100 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,764 Ugh, I'm hungover and I have nothing to prove. 101 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,766 Half ostrich exit. 102 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:56,203 I say, nothing like fresh ocean air on the nethers. 103 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:59,106 Can I ask why you want to beat up your father? 104 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,941 Do you feel abandoned? 105 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,910 What? No. Stay out of it! 106 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,711 [sighs] 107 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:05,846 I don't know why. 108 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,314 It's just a feeling I have, 109 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,116 like there's some guy that made me 110 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,183 and I need to let him know 111 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:13,420 that doesn't make him better than me by punching him. 112 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,356 Sounds to me like your Cyclop instincts coming through. 113 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,927 I have to warn you, they have a very aggressive culture. 114 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,362 Hey, is that Cyclopia there, 115 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,863 the island is shaped like one eye? 116 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,799 That is it, but all islands are basically shaped like-- 117 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,501 What are you doing? Don't fly me all the way there. 118 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,470 It's embarrassing! Drop me off further away. 119 00:04:32,907 --> 00:04:35,843 Ah! [heavy thud] 120 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:38,579 [indistinct chatter] 121 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,248 Which one of you ass-hats knocked up my mom? 122 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,150 - Who wants to know? - Who's asking? 123 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,320 - You and what army? - My ass and your face! 124 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,388 Hey, you better watch yourself, two-eyes! 125 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,757 I'm not a two-eyes. [all gasp] 126 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,326 Hey, that's Donny's eye. 127 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,162 You're right! That's Donny's frickin' eye. 128 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,198 Donny! This your kid? 129 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:59,766 Ah, crap. Probably. 130 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,134 Why are you being a jagoff? 131 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,203 Maybe 'cause I'm half jagoff. 132 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,238 [laughter and chatter] 133 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,808 So what, you come here to cry about your feelings 134 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,176 and blame me for your life? 135 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,178 I came to knock your teeth down your throat! 136 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,780 [laughter and chatter] 137 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,383 - I like that. - You do? 138 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,618 Yeah, I get it. Guy knocks up your mom. 139 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,287 It's like, what, does this guy think he's better than me? 140 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,356 We all beat up our dads around here. 141 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:24,491 [all agreeing] - Hey, you want a beer? 142 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,360 We drink it out of barrels instead of cups. 143 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,629 Maybe. But I did come here to fight. 144 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,265 Yeah, what do you think beer is for, to make people happy? 145 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:33,900 [crowd laughing and cheering] 146 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,569 [gulping] 147 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,808 What if I told you I wanted to free Prometheus? 148 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,009 I'd say go outside. 149 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,243 And if that's your new phrase for it, 150 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,346 I don't think it beats "release the Kraken." 151 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,715 I'm serious. We have a hero that we know is 152 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:50,584 chained to a rock somewhere with an eagle eating his liver 153 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,719 and we're just letting that happen? Why? 154 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,987 We don't want to piss off Zeus 155 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,322 and we aren't motivated by the dream of 156 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,423 proving your mother wrong? 157 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,991 Come on, you're the scientist. 158 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,393 If Prometheus is chained to a rock, 159 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,095 it's not with normal chains. - OK? 160 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,997 So you could maybe come up with 161 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,632 a way to detect that metal 162 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:10,136 and we could find Prometheus and set him free. 163 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,239 And really stick it to your mom. 164 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,008 You're obsessed with my mum. 165 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:14,909 If that makes you feel better. 166 00:06:15,009 --> 00:06:17,144 OK, I think you're describing a magnet. 167 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,211 What's a magnet? 168 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,413 A way to stick it to your mom. 169 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,649 Then I love it. And by me, I mean you. 170 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:24,318 You must love magnets. I just love freeing Prometheus. 171 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,286 Let's do this! Brains and heart. 172 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,356 Is this-- 173 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,024 are we coming up with a special-- 174 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,092 It's our brother handshake. 175 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,895 Yeah, just with the--and then-- 176 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,363 ugh, we'll finesse it later. 177 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,934 We should be close now. 178 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,302 That thing is actually working? 179 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,038 [sighs] OK, no, it's not doing anything. 180 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,241 It's stupid. I was stupid! 181 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,275 I don't know what I was thinking. 182 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,277 Hey, you're being kind of hard on yourself. 183 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,246 No, shut up. Look at me. 184 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,048 My body is disgusting 185 00:06:54,048 --> 00:06:55,448 and I try to compensate with intelligence 186 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,218 but I'm not even really that smart. 187 00:06:57,218 --> 00:06:59,353 I just-- holy crap! I'm a genius. 188 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:00,687 Go that way and never underestimate me. 189 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,857 I was testing your faith in science and you failed. 190 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,093 God, oh, god, not again! 191 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,096 Ow! Oh, god, it hurts every time. 192 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,965 OK, now it's healing. That's a little better. 193 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,834 [eagle screeches] Oh, god, not again! 194 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,570 You think that's our guy? 195 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,272 - [whispers] Prometheus! - Huh? 196 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,907 Hey, you don't want any part of this. 197 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,074 There's an eagle here that eats-- 198 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,910 oh, god, livers! 199 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,711 Oh, it hurts every time! 200 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,114 Prometheus, I'm Tyrannis, King of Krapopolis. 201 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,615 This is my brother, Hippocampus. 202 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,151 - Big fan. - Oh, hi, guys. 203 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:31,251 I'd say nice to meet you 204 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,686 but there's an eagle eating my liver. 205 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,488 If we were to free you, would you be willing to 206 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,223 tell my mother she's full of crap? 207 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,425 Gee, let me think about it. Yes! 208 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,095 [eagle screeches] Oh, god, not the liver again! 209 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:44,364 Oh, so specific! Such a specific pain. 210 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,100 Let me get a look at these chains. 211 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,200 It's not something you think about 212 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,635 as a sensitive area, you know? 213 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,438 - The liver, you mean? - Yes, the liver. It hurts. 214 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,439 When you're a kid and you go out to play, 215 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,607 your mother never says, "cover your liver," 216 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,743 but wow, I've spent centuries begging this eagle to try 217 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,613 a testicle, an eyeball. Anything would be a vacation. 218 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,048 How are you doing on those chains, little man? 219 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,183 We close? 220 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,686 Gods, obsessed with punishment, 221 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,688 lazy with mechanics. 222 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,590 [eagle screeches] 223 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,258 Did you like it? Was my liver delicious? 224 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,060 Are you going to kill the eagle? 225 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,029 Why would I do that? [neck snaps] 226 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,932 Oh, yeah, because it ate my liver forever. 227 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,165 That's why. 228 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,633 - No problem. - You earned it! 229 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:24,838 Thank you for freeing me, Hippocampus and Tyrannis. 230 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,640 Ah! 231 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,543 Stop stinging yourself. Why you stinging yourself? 232 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,946 I've answered your question several times. 233 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,747 I'm not stinging myself. 234 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,082 Beat it, guys. 235 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,017 [all grumble] - OK, whatever. 236 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,151 How's it going? 237 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,020 It's not a place I'd choose to be. 238 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,521 Why are you even still here? 239 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,890 Well, I can't tell your mother I just left you here. 240 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,325 Why not? You're not my dad. 241 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,260 And I don't have to explain myself to you. 242 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,131 You'd never get it. You're a two-eyes. 243 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:52,500 Hey, moron, you coming? 244 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,970 [grunts] You're not the boss of me, jagoff! 245 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,772 We're going to the beach to throw rocks at 246 00:08:57,772 --> 00:08:59,040 the Island of the Giants. 247 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,941 Does he not know that that's impossible? 248 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,342 Oh, they don't have depth perception. 249 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,044 Ugh, bye! 250 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,014 [grunts] 251 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,953 Ah, I've never been able to hit those jagoffs 252 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,388 but I like trying. 253 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,958 Giants are just extra-eyed Cyclops! 254 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,260 [grunts] 255 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,029 [loud impact] - Holy crap. 256 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,496 I think you hit a giant! 257 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,700 It might have been a baby, but still, a giant baby. 258 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,668 I did! I did it! 259 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,172 Ah, so, look. 260 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,241 You know, it's been fun, but-- 261 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,109 But it gets funner? 262 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,978 Don't make this hard on yourself. 263 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,479 You're huge and you're a badass, 264 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,115 but deep down, you're like, "I want my daddy!" 265 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,318 That's not the Cyclops way. 266 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:47,054 We're not, like, masking intimacy with violence. 267 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,989 We're truly violent. 268 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,258 Gee, I'm not sure I can understand! 269 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,893 - [grunts] - How's that? 270 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:55,395 [laughs, spits] 271 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,999 You know, it's better than trying to hug me, 272 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,402 but I can still tell you want to hug me. 273 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:04,238 How about I hug your skull with a rock? 274 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,473 I guess I'd die being proven wrong. 275 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,609 But if I'm right, you could never kill me. 276 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,080 I mean, look, you got one eye, but you're kind of a giant. 277 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,415 - [grunts] - See? That alone right there, 278 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:19,119 that should've got me killed. Good luck out there, ya mook. 279 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,121 I bet the last time you were free, 280 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,622 mortals still lived in caves. 281 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,025 And now you make your own tiny personal caves. 282 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,226 Not how I would've done it. 283 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,829 But, uh, ooh, what are those round things? 284 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,164 - Wheels. - Cute. 285 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,865 Ooh, hey, look at this. 286 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,233 Ah? Huh? 287 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,102 You're welcome. [chuckles] 288 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,071 Uh, turned out pretty useful. 289 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,973 We use it every day. 290 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:41,008 So, uh, as discussed, 291 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,243 my mum kind of tried to high road us about 292 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,979 being supportive fans of yours, and-- 293 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,014 Oh, yeah, of course. 294 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,549 Let's blow a bitch's mind. Where's she at? 295 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,053 OK, loosen up. Don't overthink it. 296 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,256 Random animal! 297 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,257 Oh, that's rubbish. 298 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,026 That's not random. It's an ostrich. 299 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,126 You're trying too hard. 300 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,262 Random animal, for real this time. 301 00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:02,662 Don't think, just go. 302 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,967 Ugh, damn it. 303 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,935 Prometheus? 304 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,369 Deliria? 305 00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:11,671 You haven't changed. 306 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,574 I'm immortal. 307 00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:14,841 So am I. 308 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,042 [romantic music] 309 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:20,046 [both moaning] 310 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:25,018 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,888 How's it going in here? 312 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,623 - Pretty well. - [moans] 313 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:35,762 Should we leave and come back louder? 314 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:38,331 OK, OK. I'm married now. 315 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,100 Your husband would understand. 316 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,368 Oh, he'd more than understand. 317 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,103 He'd want to watch and then it's a whole thing. 318 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,338 How are you free? - We freed him. 319 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,207 How do you two know each other? 320 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,576 Well, we walked in on that answer. 321 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:50,311 I mean, they clearly at one point banged. 322 00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:52,646 Your mother was my hero. 323 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,447 Stop. 324 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,916 It was her idea to steal fire! 325 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,518 both: Stop! - Whatever. 326 00:11:57,518 --> 00:12:01,088 All the gods had that idea. The idea was to piss Zeus off. 327 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,556 What happens when he tries to find you? 328 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,260 I don't know. Maybe I'll have to find him first. 329 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,328 - So cool. - Badass! 330 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,564 Hippocampus, I'd like to see your workshop. 331 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:14,001 Holy! Uh, yeah, it's right this way. 332 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,402 It's a little messy right now 333 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,104 'cause I've been working with bronze, 334 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,339 which you'll probably think is dumb, 335 00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:20,173 but I think it's the fire of metals. 336 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,675 Why would you keep this a secret? 337 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:22,475 You brag about breathing. 338 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,411 - I don't have to breathe. - See? 339 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,613 You wanted me to admire my hero less. 340 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,450 Telling me you nailed him is exactly your kind of move, 341 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,185 and by the way, would've worked. 342 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,855 So why is this your first experiment with modesty? 343 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,956 Did you love him? 344 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,224 A lot of gods loved him. 345 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,092 We loved him because he antagonized Zeus, 346 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,494 and that was always fun. Until it wasn't. 347 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,899 Until he got punished and you all fell in line. 348 00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:46,133 You're out of line. 349 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,235 You'll regret freeing him. He's dangerous. 350 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,338 You never mentioned it because you're ashamed. 351 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,807 Ugh, if I admit that, will you get him to go away? 352 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,975 I'm your son, Mum. 353 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,510 But first, you have to admit it. 354 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,311 I'm ashamed I turned my back on him. 355 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,180 You should be. Gotcha! Ha! 356 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,315 You tried to make me feel bad but I proved I was good! 357 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,084 And now, you have to admit you're bad 358 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,119 because I'm better than you. 359 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,155 [in low voice] And you admitted it. 360 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,157 [normally] I said, I'm better than you. Ha! 361 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,725 Leave my temple! 362 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,027 Gladly. Dancing out. 363 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:14,628 Dance of pride, temple of shame. 364 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,431 Too proud to stay here. I might melt or explode. 365 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:21,668 My mother has shame! Someone draw this on a vase! 366 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,704 [coughing] 367 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,472 What happened? 368 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,108 Were you trying to walk across 369 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:28,242 the bottom of the ocean? 370 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,144 I was ready to go home and I don't know how to swim. 371 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,346 I think that's called drowning. 372 00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:34,415 Call it what you want. It got me home. 373 00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,717 No, it didn't. We're still on Cyclopia. 374 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,020 If you needed a ride home, I-- - I don't need anything! 375 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,288 But since you're still hovering, 376 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,456 you might as well give me a ride. 377 00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,924 You wanna tell me what happened? 378 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,091 Did you get your feelings hurt? 379 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,027 If you ever ask me that again, 380 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,662 I'm gonna pull out your intestines 381 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,598 and wrap 'em around your throat until your eyes pop out. 382 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,134 And then I'm gonna put your eyes up your butt, 383 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,869 and there's gonna be plenty of room-- 384 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,371 Because I won't have intestines 385 00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:59,406 and because eyeballs are small, yeah. 386 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,909 You rest here. I'm gonna get you some water. 387 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,211 From a lake. 388 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,247 [gulping] 389 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,382 Who the hell are you? 390 00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,117 I'm your ex-lover's current lover 391 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,119 and your daughter's... ride. 392 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,354 If you're here to give me 393 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:15,289 the "you should love your kids" lecture, 394 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,791 I've heard it. - So have I. 395 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:17,925 We're both monsters. 396 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,094 We spread our seed far and wide. 397 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,528 Monsters are going extinct 398 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,097 so we need to get that stuff everywhere. 399 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,100 I couldn't tell you half my children's names, 400 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,101 but that daughter of yours gives so much 401 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,704 and needs so little. 402 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:30,571 The dream of one punch 403 00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:33,274 got her through 20 years of baby pigs. 404 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,508 I don't know what that means, 405 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:37,077 but like I told her, Cyclops don't do this. 406 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,379 But she's not a Cyclops because it turns out 407 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,781 your wiener can try all kinds of new things. 408 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,283 Maybe your heart could follow. 409 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,685 Maybe you should make my heart follow my wiener. 410 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,888 Look, I'm not good at this fighting business. 411 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,322 Oh, what a surprise. 412 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,425 Guess you'll just have to stand there and get your ass... 413 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,360 - [grunts] - [choking] Kicked. 414 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,263 I tried to tell you, I'm really bad at this. 415 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,066 Are you alive? Just get rid of this. 416 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,335 Oh. Uh, yeah, OK, that's-- 417 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,571 I was told to stay out of this. 418 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,873 This is on me. 419 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:10,176 [blade sharpening] 420 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,652 [magical shearing] 421 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:19,720 So cool! 422 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,587 It needs to be sharper. 423 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,956 That's sharper than anyone else could ever-- 424 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,391 Hey, Hippocampus, look at me. 425 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,361 You know whose job it is to be like anyone else? 426 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,929 Everyone else. 427 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,497 I need you to be better. - Got it. 428 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,032 I thought you'd be in the workshop. 429 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,767 Prometheus had me melt his chains down 430 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,969 so we could forge things with their supernatural metal. 431 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,371 What kind of things? 432 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,707 Uh, just a blade that can cut a god's throat. 433 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,042 Oh, hey! 434 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,977 I shouldn't hold that as a politician. 435 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,179 Are you still here? 436 00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,115 Sharper! - Yep, right. 437 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,718 [quietly] He's nuts. - [quietly] Oh, good. 438 00:15:50,718 --> 00:15:51,952 Have fun! 439 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,454 There's no politics to revolution. 440 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,189 You're a warrior now. 441 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,758 Tomorrow, we lay siege to Olympus. 442 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,962 That doesn't sound like me. Never been a siege-layer. 443 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,797 My big move is sarcasm. 444 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,600 Like, if I really hate someone and they do something stupid, 445 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,738 I'll say, "good one," but they know I don't mean it. 446 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,540 I gave you people fire 447 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,809 to get things done, to set things right! 448 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,679 I come back and you've invented something called pie? 449 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,782 Those are the words of a man that has never tried pie. 450 00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,149 Put him down. 451 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,519 And what if I don't? Don't tell me you'll actually 452 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,055 fight for something you care about. 453 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,790 I don't care about him. Look at his hair! 454 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,425 I'm just saying the mortals can't help you fight Zeus. 455 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,361 Mortals die. They're famous for it. 456 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,863 It's right there in the name. 457 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,030 [thud] 458 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,966 What god would I ever trust again? 459 00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:40,734 Me. 460 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,002 Really? 461 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,939 OK! Good to hear. 462 00:16:44,939 --> 00:16:47,074 We leave at dawn. 463 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,409 What are we gonna do about this guy? 464 00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:51,111 I'll do as he says. I owe him that much. 465 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,546 You'll end up on a rock with him! 466 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,648 And you can't possibly have any liver to spare. 467 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,818 If he fails, which he will, that's what he does, 468 00:16:57,818 --> 00:16:59,152 Zeus is going to know 469 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,121 who freed, sheltered, and armed him, 470 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,357 and your entire city will be a hole 471 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,793 the shape of a giant Zeus penis. 472 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,996 So you're doing this to protect me? 473 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,697 How's that feel? 474 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,099 - Bad. - Good. You deserve it. 475 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,569 [slurps, sighs] 476 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,073 [as Donny] Hey, Stupendous! 477 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,340 I heard you're leaving 478 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,743 and I wanted to say I'm sorry 479 00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,778 and I love you very much. 480 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,980 Shlub, did you kill my dad? 481 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,584 Uh... yes. 482 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,287 Thank you. You didn't have to do that. 483 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,856 It really wasn't my goal. I just wanted him to stop-- 484 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:37,123 look, you came a long way. 485 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,893 I didn't want your trip to be a waste. 486 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,894 It wasn't. I found a dad. 487 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:45,066 Yeah? Oh! Aw, that's sweet. 488 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,099 We should get going. 489 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,100 Now I come to think about it, 490 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,002 I killed a lot of these chaps. 491 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:54,441 [grunting] 492 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,943 Practicing for your big mission? 493 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:57,311 What do you care? 494 00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,114 Can't believe I got chained to a rock for you people. 495 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,082 I can't believe I unchained you 496 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,750 just to feel superior to my mother. 497 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,985 You sure blew that one. 498 00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:06,219 Yeah, turns out she'll go 499 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,988 way further than me to feel superior. 500 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,256 You really can't fathom 501 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,825 the idea of genuine sacrifice, can you? 502 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,528 - Can you? - Excuse me? 503 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,364 I mean, sacrifice is when you don't care about yourself. 504 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,032 And I haven't known you too long, 505 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,135 but wow, it's just all about you, 506 00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,737 which I think is actually what made you my hero. 507 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,072 What is this? 508 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,240 Recognize it? 509 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,974 I'm pretty sure it's sharp enough now 510 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,977 but I'd love a reason to test it. 511 00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:31,745 I'm calling it insurance, 512 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,180 something I'll be giving to mortals 513 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581 with no strings attached. 514 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,751 You're gonna kill me to prove yourself to your mommy? 515 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,554 It's more like I'd rather die than owe her my life, 516 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,189 since I'd never hear the end of it. 517 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,357 You're all so selfish! 518 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,127 And the mortals are no better than the gods. 519 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,530 Kind of makes you want to stop helping, 520 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:51,398 live free for yourself. 521 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,700 It would serve us right, right? 522 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,971 Let me ask you something. That wheel thing, 523 00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:59,206 is that a human invention? - Yeah. 524 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,275 And so squirrels don't have the wheel? 525 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,343 Squirrels don't need wheels. 526 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,580 They wouldn't know how to-- - They wouldn't know how. 527 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:10,083 Isn't that a convenient way of looking at it? 528 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,019 Are you gonna steal the wheel from man 529 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,222 and give it to squirrels? 530 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:19,026 [chuckling] What? No. I'd never do that. 531 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:24,732 ♪ ♪ 532 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:26,400 So long, mortals. 533 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,735 I hope you can live with the shame of letting me down. 534 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,371 Would you like a bigger bag for all those wheels? 535 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,506 [chuckling] Are these wheels? 536 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,175 I don't know how those got in my bag. 537 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:35,309 I'll bring them back later. 538 00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,846 But first, I'd like to steal a moment with your mother. 539 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,347 Yep. 540 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,983 Come with me. I'm gonna give the wheel to squirrels. 541 00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,251 We've resolved this. 542 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,086 I never believed in your causes. 543 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,222 I just liked being angry. 544 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:51,158 - But the sex was amazing. - All sex with me is amazing. 545 00:19:51,158 --> 00:19:54,495 And whether you see it or not, this civilization thing, 546 00:19:54,495 --> 00:19:56,864 it is the mortals doing the best they can 547 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,331 with what you gave them. 548 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,900 You did do something good for them 549 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,334 and it's worth protecting. 550 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,303 You couldn't have planned this speech more ironically. 551 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,273 There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder. 552 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,375 - They call it agriculture. - OK. 553 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,479 From fire to collecting poop. 554 00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,013 You live and you learn. 555 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,015 One last kiss? - We had our last one. 556 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:16,683 The next is for my husband. 557 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,751 Prometheus? 558 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:21,822 Shlub? What are you doing here? 559 00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,323 - I live here. - Ah. 560 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,625 Any interest in helping lead a revolution of squirrels? 561 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:26,760 No, not really. 562 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:30,530 But if you're unchained now, will you still want handies? 563 00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,071 Is that Hercules? 564 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,806 It's Heracles. 565 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,608 Hi! On a quest! 566 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,245 [panting] 567 00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,914 [metallic creaking] 568 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:50,117 [panting] 569 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:53,020 [grunts] I hereby free Prometheus! 570 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,621 Next quest! 571 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,992 [metallic creaking] 572 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,695 [chains clinking] 573 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,763 [clattering] 574 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,536 [wheels creaking] 575 00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:19,580 [metallic creaking] 576 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,181 Did you get any of that? 577 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,018 Bento.